so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis
Coming out this Christmas
Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.
1. If a plan seems like it’s going well, everyone’s gonna die.
2. If it’s a perfectly normal lovely day and someone says “What could go wrong?”, everyone’s gonna die.
3. If you trust others and work together, everyone’s gonna die.
4. As long as Eren yells a lot, he’ll live.
That’s it. That’s the show.
Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.
Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.
baby we can’t roleplay if you can’t accept the fact that a dark mage can’t use healing spells. in what bullshit universe would that even happen